You Don't Want Our Credit Card? You Must Not Speak English!

Lately Chase has been sending me credit card offers of average quality but in massive quantities. They must be absolutely astonished that I haven't responded to any of their offers! In fact, they're so shocked at my lack of interest in their cards that they've determined I need a translator...



Sorry, Chase, but I'm only fluent in Awesome, and you're not speaking my language.

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