17 April 2006
09 April 2006
Yes, this blog has moved! The new name is Punny Money, and the new location is http://www.punny.org.
This will probably be my last entry in the old blog, so please be sure to update your bookmarks and feed readers. I really don't want to lose anyone in the transition!
Canadian Capitalist, one of my favorite personal finance bloggers, will be hosting the edition of the Festival of Frugality scheduled for Tuesday, April 11th. Submit your frugal news to one of the best carnival-hosters around!
The Festival of Frugality will be in my neck of the woods the following week (April 18th), so please check out this blog at its brand new location (http://www.punny.org) for all the details.
05 April 2006
(WARNING! WARNING! If you're reading this, then you're still looking at the old site! Update your bookmarks and links to point to www.punny.org and your feed readers to the new RSS feed or, even better, the Feedburner feed! Thanks!)
I think that's the sort of offer you'd see if the housing market were exactly the opposite of its present situation. While a chunk of gouda may not get you a gooda house, many signs are finally pointing to a cooling housing market. How cool are we talking about here? I have yet to see two financial analysts make the same prediction about where housing prices will be a couple years from now, but some indications of a small to moderate decline are already popping up. An article at Kiplinger's Personal Finance hits on what I'm already seeing in this area.
The days are over when you can slap any home on the market and sell it for more than asking price. Now you have to find the pricing sweet spot and work harder to reel in a buyer.
Bad news for the many homeowners looking to sell a year or two from now, mixed news for homeowners looking for assessment drops to lessen their property taxes, and definitely good news for people like me who will be looking for a house soon.
While single-family homes and townhouses may weather the storm well, condo prices are sure to take a dive. For evidence, you can look about 1,000 feet from our apartment at a poor little end-unit condo that's been on the market since we moved here six months ago. Constructed in 2002, it cost its current owners just over $220,000 to buy then. Half a year ago, the list price was $450,000 for 2 bedrooms and 2-and-a-half baths. A while later, the price dropped to $415,000. Still no takers. As of today, it's sitting with a mouth-watering "Reduced!" sign at an asking price of $390,000. Now maybe the owners were crazy for asking for $450,000 when slightly smaller townhouses across the street are selling for that much, but at least there hasn't been anybody foolish enough to fork over that amount.
My curiosity is eager for that bad boy to sell and show this town that the days of insane housing prices are over. I predict a final sale price of $375,000... if it sells in the next few months. If not, then the floor's the limit!
03 April 2006
Apparently my blog has the characteristics of a splog, at least according to Blogger.
That's okay; I get the message. I know when I'm not wanted.
Please update your bookmarks, blogrolls, and financial reliquaries and join Punny Money at its new home...
I'll post a few more updates here, but I've updated my FeedBurner feed to point to punny.org, and that's where all the action will be going down from now on.
Our net worth went up just under 7% (+$2,621) for March. I'm still kinda shocked that I even make that much, let alone that much plus what it costs to live. I guess that college education is paying off very well. Stay in school, kids. And drink your Ovaltine.
One minor adjustment I made this month was to my W-4. Yes, I finally updated the darn thing to reflect that I'm married. So instead of getting a massive $6,000+ refund at the end of the year like last year, I should be seeing about $100 extra each week in my paycheck. (Sure enough, I am!) While I'll miss the feeling of seeing my net worth go up by a big chunk every February, I won't miss giving the government an interest-free loan, and I will definitely like seeing my weekly paycheck take a considerable jump.
Some happy news on the credit card front. We added the Citi mtvU Visa, Chase Cash Plus Rewards MasterCard, and Discover Platinum to our lineup this month. The Citi mtvU card, which is in Tegan's name, is infamous for its student-only status but is well worth it for the 5% cash back at restaurants, bookstores (including most Amazon.com purchases), and movies. The Chase Cash Plus card will be used for its 5% back at grocery stores (which we'll go to if these stupid storms ever end!), and the Discover will sit around and wait for a good "Get More" rebate deal (the current deal is 5% back at various automotive stores).
Tegan and I will be driving a car-load of junk up to my dad's house on Saturday. They have a garage sale twice a year, and we still have a ton of stuff we'd like to unload. Don't worry, I'll be setting aside some stuff that I'd like to eBay, so you all will have a chance to own one of our priceless treasures. Priceless until I put a price on them, that is. Then they're a dollar each or five for $4!
Domain Names: Why You Need One
Before you start thinking about what your new domain name should be, you should convince yourself why you need one. Fortunately, the reason is simple. All the disk space and bandwidth in the world won't do you any good unless people actually find your site. How do they do that? Likely many of your visitors will find their way to your blog or website through links on other blogs or websites. And while you might draw in a big crowd for a particularly juicy piece of content, you're probably hoping that many of them will return. But how will they remember you? How will your existence to them be more than a fleeting memory? If you're lucky, they'll bookmark your site or add it to their RSS feed reader and visit it again later.
Compare the problem of attracting repeat visitors to that of companies trying to draw in repeat shoppers for their products. When you have 37 different kinds of laundry detergent to choose from, how does a company get you to keep choosing theirs over the others? Part of it is quality--people will stick with products they know work. Similarly, people will revisit websites with quality content. But what if all 37 different kinds of laundry detergent work just as well? In some cases, it could very well come down to a name. Assuming equal quality and price, are you going to pick a detergent called Zip! or one called Laundry Detergent Formula? Given the choice, the majority of people would go with Zip! It sounds more exciting, and they'll buy it hoping that Zip! will make a difference in their otherwise dreary lives.
In the same manner, you will find that your domain name quickly becomes your "brand name." When a person thinks about your website's content, they'll associate it with your domain name. And the easier your website's domain name is to remember, the easier it will be for them to make that association. That's why subdomains under a free host don't work; when you're blogging from ILovePorkAndBeans.blogspot.com, you've got two "brand names" working there--yours and Blogger's. If someone runs a competing website at ILovePorkAndBeans.com, they will automatically come off as more professional even before you consider the content of their site.
Granted, there are many fantastic websites hosted by Blog*Spot.com (see the links menu for just a few of them). Domain names aren't free, either; you'll generally have to pay five or ten dollars a year for your own .com address (sometimes far, far more). But it's a good investment because having your own domain name helps build and strengthen your brand image.
How to Pick Your Name
Selecting your domain name can be extremely simple or groin-grabbingly hard. If you're lucky, you can just follow these steps and you'll have your new domain name.
- Think of your website's name. (If you already have one, like a Blogger blog you want to move to a paid host, this should be simple.)
- Add a .com to it.
- Register it.
That's how easy it is for some people who decide to leave their free hosting service and explore the option of hosting their own site. There are many cases, however, where you can't or shouldn't follow these steps. Perhaps YourName.com is taken. Or maybe your website's name is something long like "Hi, This Is My Website and It's So Freakin' Cool" so YourName.com would be obviously impractical (more on long domain names in a minute). Or maybe you're starting a new site or willing to ditch your current title and you need a new name. If any of these apply to you, you'll be looking to start fresh. And if that includes you, there's just one rule to remember for picking a domain name...
Rule #1: Your domain name should be your website's name with a .com at the end of it.
You're on your own coming up with a name for your website since you best know the subject of your website. (That said, feel free to ask me for suggestions if you have a site in mind and need a good name.) You should try your absolute best to come up with a title that describes the content of your site and/or provokes the interest of your readers. Once you have that name for your website, you should register that name (or part of that name) with a .com at the end of it. If the .com is already taken, you will probably want to come up with another name. There are, however, exceptions that make .org (and .net or .us to a lesser extent) an acceptable alternative.
Rule #1a: Failing Rule #1, your domain name should be a .com related to your subject.
Maybe you're absolutely set on a name but it's either a long one (say, more than 10 characters) or it's already taken. That's okay; you have an alternative. While YourName.com would be ideal, you can also try YourSubject.com. If your website is called "Tasty Vegetable Recipes," then carrots.com would not be a very bad domain name to have at all.
Rule #1b: Failing Rule #1a, your domain name should be a short .com.
(Yeah, I'm kinda stretching that "one rule" thing I said earlier.) As with the situation in Rule #1a, you might have a great name for your website but it's either impractical or impossible to register its .com equivalent. It might also be hard to find a related word to .com-ize. In these cases, you might be best off coming up with a new name. Alternatively, you can settle for something short. If your site will be called "Bob's Blog of Bananas," go for something like bbb.com or bbob.com. While people may not immediately connect the acronym with your site's name, a short, seemingly unrelated domain name will be easier to remember than a long, definitely unrelated one.
Speaking of short domain names, I generally like to keep my domain names under eight characters anyway (preferrably under six). Under no circumstances should your domain name exceed 20 characters since you can probably come up with a shorter, easier to type subset of your name to .com-ize instead. While most repeat visitors will be clicking a bookmark to come to your site, some people may not use bookmarks (or not have theirs handy) and will need to rely on their memory and ability to type and spell to find your site. If your name exceeds even 15 characters, you're probably start missing out on visits from manual typing of your name.
Rule #1c: Failing Rule #1b, go with Rule #1, #1a, or #1b but substitute a .org (or maybe a .net or .us) instead.
There are very few reasons you should go with something other than a .com extension for your domain name. Even if you're a non-profit organization or from another country, you should try to stick with a .com if at all possible. There are a few exceptions that make it okay to go with another extension. The first is if you have a domain name in mind that meets all three of the rules above but the .com is taken. In this case, you may still want to think about looking for a new domain name. But if the .com is either not in use (but still owned by someone else) or completely unrelated to your subject, then going with the .org is okay. Why .org over .net and .us? Simply, .org sites are generally more closely associated with providing content (like Craigslist, The Internet Archive, and The Open Directory Project) while .net and .us sites are usually services (like MS Passport, Comcast, and ImageShack). Still, if both the .com and .org are taken, don't let me stop you from yoinking the .net or .us. Absolutely stay away from all other domain extensions. Period. Exclamation point!
If you're looking for more information on what .coms other people are registering, Dennis Forbes has an in-depth analysis of all the .com addresses currently registered.
Where to Register Your Name
Once you have your name picked out, you've gotta spend a few bucks to grab it. Unlike the web hosting itself where quality can vary wildly from host to host, most of the big-name domain registrars will give you the same quality of service and selection of tools as every other registrar. If you simply must go with a "top" domain registrar, here's a site that lists them by registrations sold. For the most part, you just want a domain pointing at your website without a lot of bells and whistles. In that case, you'll probably end up at since they dominate the registrar industry.
Beware of web hosts who offer free domain registrations with your web hosting package. Sometimes the domain registration is only good for one year and then the host will charge you more than the average registrar price for subsequent years. You always have the option of continuing to host with them and transferring your domain to a different registrar, but people often don't bother and just settle for the higher price to avoid the hassle of transferring. While you should take the free year if it's offered, try to overcome the status quo when the second year's bill hits you.
At this point, I've got my new domain name picked out and registered. While I'm going to hold off revealing it until the new site is ready for business, I will mention that it falls under Rule #1c. I grabbed a .org because the .com was taken (though not being put to any real use) and I really liked the name. No, it's not FunnyMunny.org (even though FunnyMunny.com is taken by someone else).
As a side note, a couple people have asked me what "kweee" means. It's the handle I usually go by on the internet. It doesn't really mean anything (though I do give it a meaning when asked), and I registered this blog before I knew what I'd do with it. I do own kweee.com, but it just points at this Blog*Spot blog for now. The new site will have a new name and a new domain, and I promise that both will totally rock your computer box.
27 March 2006
Sorry, Chase, but I'm only fluent in Awesome, and you're not speaking my language.
23 March 2006
Bloggin' on up! (Bloggin' on up.) To the east side. (To the east side.) We finally got a deee-cent website.
In the first part of this series, I shared my raging disgust with Blogger and my desire to move Funny Munny to a quality web hosting service. I shared my reasons for moving (including the need for better quality and cooler web toys) and my reasons for not moving sooner (like the cost issue and the whole trouble of setting things up). Today, it's time to start with step two of the conversion process: procrastinating for a few weeks and then giving up on the whole thing. Hahaha, just kidding. Step two involves finding a good hosting service that can handle the sheer awesomeness that is Funny Munny.
Super-Hard Terms You Should Know
While you can learn just about all the technology terms you'll need to know from this Weebl & Bob cartoon, I'll give you a few more just to get you started on the road to web hosting honor and glory!
- Disk Storage. Usually given in Megabytes (MB) or Gigglebytes (GB), this is the measure of how much
total garbagequality content you can fit on your blog. If you're planning a mostly text blog, you might be able to last years on just a few dozen MB. But if you want to include fancy things like pictures and podcasts and decorative woodworking, you'll want a whole bunch more MBs or maybe even some GBs.
- Bandwidth. It's one thing to have a website sitting somewhere on the internet, and it's a whole 'nother thing for people to be able to view your website on their computer boxes. When people access your content, they are using your bandwidth. Bandwidth is usually measured in the same MB and GB units as disk storage, but you'll typically need a whole lot more bandwidth if you intend to have more than one viewer.
- MySQL. MySQL? YourSQL? OurSQL? Whatever you call it, you will probably need this. It's the platform on which your website's database will run. What's that? You don't think you need a database? Okay, so maybe you're not planning to inventory your socks and ties, but databases are what keep the internet from becoming a mess of text files. Your blog software will likely require a database in which to store all of your information--your blog post text, your categories, your links to Funny Munny, etc.
- POP/IMAP/Webmail. There are many names for it, but they all mean the same thing: e-mail. If you'll be running your site on www.mysuckywebsitename.com, you'll be able to set up e-mail accounts like email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org. Note that e-mail forwarding is different--it only forwards e-mails destined for your website addresses to another address you specify. You'll probably want at least one @yourdomain.com addresses because it helps you look more professional than using a GMail or Yahoo! or AOL e-mail account.
- Domains/subdomains. A lot of cheap web hosting services limit the number of ways you can subdivide your allocated disk storage and bandwidth among different domain names. If a hosting service says you can host three domains with one account, that means you can split up your resources and pretend you have three separate accounts. Alternately, there are subdomains which allow you to do things like mydumbsubdomain.mysuckywebsitename.com. My advice: find a service that provides you with the option of hosting multiple domains in case you ever decide to start a second or third or fourth website; that way, you can just use your existing space to host it at no additional cost (except for the new domain name).
- Perl, PHP, CGI, SSI... The funny looking acronym parade begins! Most of these are either web programming languages in which blog software is usually written (PHP is probably the most commonly used) or various protocols needed to support those languages (like CGI and SSI). Any webhost worth its salt will have all of these along with pre-installed scripts that will make it easy for you to generate a basic setup. You'll want Perl because there are some really nifty scripts out there written only in Perl.
- FTP. If a web host does not allow you to upload to your website via FTP (File Transfer Protocol), run--don't walk--to another service. You will absolutely need this to get started. While sophisticated blogging software will provide you with automated web-based forms to help you upload your content (including text, pictures, and various multimedia), FTP is the easiest way to get access to your web storage. If you see "anonymous FTP," this isn't something you need unless you have plans to allow anyone to upload stuff to your webspace. There are people who use anonymous FTP, but we're not one of them.
- UNIX shell. It is increasingly common that you'll see this is an available feature in web hosting packages. While you can run a highly successful website without ever once using your UNIX shell access, it can be extremely helpful for more advanced purposes. The UNIX shell provides you with a command-line interface to tons of useful tools for monitoring and tweaking your website. Again, you can do everything you'll need with FTP and web-based scripts, but a UNIX shell just gives you a bit of extra power over your web hosting experience.
There are plenty of other terms you'll see web hosts throw at you, but these are the ones you should really be interested in.
What To Look For in a Web Hosting Service
Now that we understand the vocabulary, let's apply it to our search for a web hosting service. So just what does our future web host need to have in order to support our cool-tastic website?
- Stuff that lets you do what you need to do. If you're looking to set up a blog on your own hosting service, you'll need to make sure it has the basics. You'll need disk storage (even super-cheap services come with 100+ MB nowadays, but you may wish to secure a few GB or more for the future); lots of bandwidth (while you won't know just how much you'll need until you really need it, I'd recommend 10 GB a month minimum with the ability to increase if you need to); acronymic tools like PHP, MySQL, FTP, CGI, SSI, POP/IMAP, and maybe UNIX; multiple hosted domains (subdomains wouldn't hurt, either); and a web-based control panel to help you run everything (the most popular being Cpanel, but there are many nice ones available). If you have these things, you'll be able to accomplish just about everything you can imagine doing with your website.
- A domain name. Many web hosting services will include a free one-year domain name registration with your web hosting purchase. That's because domain names are dirt cheap now. Even if your host doesn't give you a domain, you can purchase one from somewhere like Yahoo! or GoDaddy for just a few bucks a year. Do not settle for a website address like yourname.yourwebhostname.com. All the fun toys in the world (your website) won't help you become friends with the neighborhood kids if your house (your website address) is an ugly piece of junk borrowed from someone else.
- Quality service. Most services provide only e-mail support for your questions and problems, and that's probably the best you can hope for without spending a ton of extra money. That e-mail support should be 24x7x365, though even if a host advertises this, you'll have no way of knowing their turnaround time and helpfulness until you experience your first problem. Or maybe you do! Trying Googling for reviews of your potential web hosting service and check out the online forum for discussing webhosts at WebHostingTalk. Keep in mind as you're reading reviews of web hosting services that most people generally only post "reviews" when they want to complain about a service. Every web hosting service in the world will have issues; but for every person who complains that they have the world's worst web host, there are probably ten people who have absolutely no problems with it. Be sure to read their specific complaints and look for patterns that might point to a real problem with the web hosting company.
- A good price. How much should you pay for your web hosting? You can use the calculator found at FindMyHosting.com to compare various plans and their prices. Some decent plans start as low as $1 a month, while dedicated services can run hundreds of dollars a month. While a ridiculously low price can indicate shoddy service, you won't want to pay more than you need to for your hosting. Most blogs of mild to moderate popularity can get by with a service that costs under $8 a month. I've personally used services that cost anywhere from $2 a month (and still do!) to $15 a month (but that was years ago when hosting was really expensive).
- A money-back guarantee. This is absolutely required. At a minimum, your host should offer a full return of your money within the first 30 days (60-90 is much better, though). Every so often, somebody will get really screwed over by a hosting service, and it's usually obvious within the first week or two. A money-back guarantee with no strings attached is a must no matter how reputable your hosting provider is. I've never needed to use such a guarantee, but it's reassuring to know it's there. These come pretty much standard from most hosts now, so pass by anyone who doesn't offer one.
- Room to grow. Hopefully your website will become a big success before long, but that means you'll probably need things like extra storage space and especially extra bandwidth. You'll want a host that will upgrade your account to a bigger (though more costly) hosting option on demand. A few hosting services now go as far as to automatically increase your account's limits over time. Just be sure that you have a way to expand if you need to so you don't necessarily have to pack up and move to a new host when you hit the limits of your old one.
- The depth of their own website. It pains me to say this, but anyone with half a brain can run their own web hosting service. In fact, there are many people with only half a brain that do! You can tell the real professionals from the wannabe resellers by the quality of their own website. Navigate through your potential host's pages. Look at their design and the tools they offer. Does your web host have its own public support forum? (This is a major, major plus in my book since it offers current hostees the opportunity to share their experiences with those shopping around.) Also take a look at their jobs/careers page. If there isn't one, you're likely looking at a one-man reselling operation which can have iffy quality (depending on who the real hosting service is). If there is one, check out what they're offering their employees. Heck, make a fake job inquiry if you like! If your web host has happy employees who are paid well and enjoy their job, this will benefit you a thousand times over if you host your website with them.
There is one other extremely important thing to consider when selecting a host--something the hosts themselves won't mention to you... until they're shutting you down for it. Since your web hosting space will reside on a machine used by many other hostees, you'll be sharing the machine's resources with others. No hosting plan will mention a limitation on CPU usage, but it's one thing you can't have unlimited amounts of unless you're on your own server. CPU is a little trickier to measure, and while most hosts have a limit on how much you can use, very few will actually tell you what it is until you reach it. One host I'm looking at likes for each of its hostees to stay below 60 CPU minutes per day. That means your webpages, scripts, and whatever else you've got going on should not be keeping the server's computing component busy for more than 1/24 of the time. Unlike disk space and bandwidth which you'll know how much you're using based on how big your files are, you won't know how much CPU your stuff uses until it actually runs. Both fortunately and unfortunately, most hosts take a "shoot first, ask questions later" approach to CPU-intensive hostees. If you have a script running in your space that's tying up the CPU, you can stay well under your disk and bandwidth limits and still have your website suspended for CPU usage. While most hosted sites will never have to worry about overutilizing the CPU, if your site gets taken offline because your host says you're using too much CPU, you're in for a world of hurt because it can be very difficult to find the culprit.
I'll talk more on avoiding CPU overutilization in an upcoming part of the series.
I've gone through about a hundred potential hosts looking for the things I mentioned in the list above. Some didn't have the basics down. Others had too many bad reviews or obvious problems with customer service. Some may have been terrific services, but their own websites turned me off for one reason or another. In the end, I picked out the three web hosting providers who will compete to become... America's... Next... Top... Model... I mean... Web... Host.
A lot of personal finance bloggers swear by these guys (though I sometimes question their motivation for doing so; more on that in a bit). Does their service really live up to the name?
- Price. If you visit Dreamhost's website, you'll see that their basic plan starts at just under $8 a month. I suspect, however, that very few people actually pay that amount their first year of hosting with Dreamhost. That's because there are numerous e-coupons around that knock the cost of your first year of hosting to nearly nothing.
- So much stuff! The basic Dreamhost plan comes with 20 GB of storage and 1,000 GB of monthly bandwidth. In addition, Dreamhost automatically increases your storage by 160 MB and monthly bandwidth by 8 GB every week! They also include all the required tools a blogger will need, and they even throw in a free one-year domain registration and allow you to subdivide your space into an unlimited number of websites. This is easily one of the best price-to-stuff ratios I've seen from a webhost.
- Their website. The basic front page of Dreamhost's own website is, well, basic. The really good stuff lies deeper in the website; they have their own support wiki that anyone can edit as well as a public discussion forum. They also seem to give their employees a nice place to work.
- Lengthy money-back guarantee. It's worth mentioning in its own bullet point that Dreamhost offers a 97-day money-back guarantee. This is about triple the standard money-back period. From what I've read, people have had little or no problem getting their money back from Dreamhost when they wanted to.
- Price. Oops, I'm crazy! No, you're not misreading; I put "Price" in both the good and the bad. While you might get your first year of Dreamhosting for next to nothing, the second and subsequent years will likely cost you at least $120/year. That's because there are no known coupons for hosting renewals. Some people report success with free domain registration renewal, and a few people have gotten gift certificate codes ranging from $10-40 when they threatened to leave Dreamhost, but you should plan to cough up the regular price from the start of year two onward if you stick with Dreamhost.
- Sneaky referrals. This is a good thing once you're actually hosted by Dreamhost, but it's really bad when you're outside looking in. Many web hosting providers allow hostees to make money by referring new customers to them. Dreamhost makes the referral process too easy. Anyone with a Dreamhost account can generate a plain-English coupon code that will get a new customer X number of dollars off their first year--money that goes straight to the referring web host. Rarely do I see such generated codes come with the disclaimers that 1) the code belongs to them and will automatically make them a big chunk of money if you use it, and 2) it's not even the best code out there! Indeed, the 777 code (a non-referral code given out by Dreamhost itself) yields the best discount.
- So much stuff! Okay, I've really got to stop duplicating my good items in the bad list. When you consider all the stuff that Dreamhost offers, you can see two problems. First, if everyone hosting with Dreamhost used every last MB of space and bandwidth, Dreamhost would go bankrupt overnight. They are offering all that stuff to you in the hopes that you won't use very much of it! Second, all that stuff for so little money suggests they might not be using the best quality equipment and communication services on their end. Still, this is all speculation, and you really can't know about the service unless you talk to people who use it...
- Reviews. As you can expect, there are plenty of people with bad things to say about Dreamhost. The two big criticisms seem to reflect recent disappointments with their customer service and operating speed. Browse through Dreamhost's own forums and you'll find plenty of people upset that their troubles have not been handled for hours or even days. There are also plenty of people who will point out that Dreamhost is likely overselling their services. That means they're trying to cram as many customers into their hosting resources as possible (and them some!).
A little bit newer than Dreamhost, Lunarpages is the shared hosting spin-off of web services goliath Add2Net.
- Quality of service. Out of the three candidates, Lunarpages' customers seem to have the most positive things to say about their experiences. These guys also have their own public support forums. These forums seem a little more interactive and friendly than the other web hosting forums I've read. In short, it looks like Lunarpages has a lot of very happy clients.
- Their website. Absolutely the best website of the three candidates. Information is presented in a very organized, attractive manner. I'm a little disappointed by their job listings page, but the Lunarpages employees who have posted on the forums seem to be happy where they work.
- Their stuff. Lunarpages' basic plan offers a more realistic but still generous package of space (5GB) and bandwidth (400 GB/month) along with just about all of the standard tools. Telephone support during regular business hours is included on all Lunarpages plans (something Dreamhost's basic plan sorely lacks). A few features are noticeably absent from Lunarpages' basic plan including ASP and JSP support (though that's not something I or most bloggers would need) as well as one critical option that's worth its own bullet point in The Bad section below.
- Price. At $6.95 a month, a first-year plan with Lunarpages will run far more than one with Dreamhost. Starting with year two, Lunarpages' price drops below Dreamhost's regular price, so the difference would even out after a few years with Lunarpages. To me, a steady price over the life of service says that Lunarpages is looking more to service existing customers than to snatch up as many new ones as possible even at the risk of overselling.
- The DDoS attacks. A few months ago, Lunarpages experienced some devastating deliberate denial of service (DDoS) attacks that severely impacted their web hosting services for lengthy periods of time. Lunarpages says it has since installed extra protection against such attacks, and it does seem that the DDoSes have instead turned to other web hosting services. While not Lunarpages' fault, it still leaves a bit of a bad taste in my mouth.
- Shorter money-back guarantee. You only have 30 days to ask for your money back if you're not satisfied with Lunarpages' services. While you would think that's plenty of time to evaluate a web host, you'd be surprised what kind of problems can crop up in months two and three.
- No UNIX shell!!! This is a big minus for me. While I don't need access to a UNIX shell, I really want the extra control over my web hosting experience that one would provide. I can understand why Lunarpages doesn't provide one--it's a security risk, so extra (i.e. more expensive) measures must be taken to operate one.
A relatively new player on the web hosting field, Hostgator has quickly earned a reputation as a top service provider.
- Reviews. I've read a lot of reviews by customers who are thrilled with their Hostgator experience--at least as many as I have for Lunarpages.
- Brains. From reading Hostgator's support forums, I got the feeling that they have a lot of brainpower on their staff. The responses I've seen to people's questions and problems have all been intelligent and thoughtful.
- Top-notch phone support. One-upping Lunarpages, Hostgator offers 24x7x365 phone support as well as the ability to obtain support through the conventional methods (e-mails and trouble tickets) as well as less conventional means (AIM messaging, for instance).
- Their stuff and price. If you take a look at Hostgator's hosting plans page, you'll see something a little upsetting. Their most basic plan, called "Hatchling," only runs $6.95 a month; however, there are a few things missing from this plan that makes Lunarpages' $6.95 plan stand out more. First, the uptime is only promised to be 99.5%, so an outage of up to 3.5 hours per month would be acceptable under this plan. Second, this plan limits you to hosting just one domain per account. If you're planning to subdivide your space (as I am), this is a big limitation. Hostgator's next plan up, called "Baby," runs $9.95/month. It tops Lunarpages by offering unlimited domain hosting per account (Lunarpages' limits to 10 per $6.95 account), but it doesn't crack Lunarpages' space and bandwidth offering.
- Shorter money-back guarantee. Like Lunarpages, you only have 30 days to get your cash back from Hostgator if you're unhappy. Really, for their prices and quality of service, I don't think either Lunarpages of Hostgator should have any trouble matching Dreamhost's 97-day promise.
- No UNIX shell!!! Again, you don't need it, and I don't need it, but I want it... a lot. For $9.95 a month, Hostgator should have thrown this in for free.
- Their website. It's not ugly or anything, but it's the least attractive of the three candidates' sites. It is functional and gets the job done, but some people are impressed with pretty designs. I'll try not to let this affect my decision too much.
The ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE WEB HOSTING UNIVERSE!
I actually changed my mind between all three of these hosts at least twice just while writing up this article. In the end, I had to go with Dreamhost. While it seems they may be overselling their services, I've seen no such evidence of that from the other bloggers I read who I know are hosted by Dreamhost. And while I would've liked some sort of telephone support like Lunarpages and Hostgator offer, Dreamhost's full UNIX shell is too much for my inner geek to resist. I've seen some positive efforts in the forums by Dreamhost's tech team to improve connection speeds for those who have had problems. So I'll give Dreamhost a try confident that I'll have no problem getting my money back within 97 days if I'm unhappy.
In case you're curious, Lunarpages is my first runner up should Dreamhost not be able to fulfill its duties as Miss USA. (Heh, I can picture a little server wearing a tiara and an evening gown. That's kinda hot, don't you think?)
Off I go to place my order! Next time, I'll share my experiences with setting up shop at my new host. In a later part of the series, I'll also post my strategies for domain name selection. Oops, I guess I better start thinking about one of those. I wonder if NickIsTheAwesomestGuyOnTheWholeFreakinInternet.com is taken...
20 March 2006
Well I'm bloggin' on up! (Bloggin' on up!) To the east side! (To the east side!) To a deee-luxe web server in the skyyyyyyy.
While Funny Munny is only a few months old, I feel that it's already outgrown Blogger. Ever since I read Jonathan's story about moving MyMoneyBlog from Blogger, I've been debating the move to a paid web host; but now the arguments for the move outweigh the arguments against. Just what are those arguments? I'm not going to tell you!
Hmm, this post came to a rather sudden conclusion...
Okay, then I am going to tell you! You're so lucky!
Why Should Funny Munny Move to a Web Host?
- Because Blogger = Pffft! Once Google acquired Blogger, the consensus was that Blogger would receive the Golden Touch of Google and it would become the most awesome piece of bloggy goodness in the whole wide world. That was three years ago, and Blogger has yet to be touched by the angels of Mountain View, California. For goodness sake, it doesn't have basic blogging concepts like categories and trackback support. On top of that, blogs hosted at Blog*Spot have the nasty habit of breaking whenever somebody sneezes. Of course, what do you expect of free, ad-less blog hosting? Still, the quality of Blogger and Blog*Spot, even at no cost to me, is just too low below my junk tolerance threshold to be ignored any longer.
- Professionalism Demands It! While I'll admit this blog is not quite the epitome of professionalism, it is the epitome of awesomeness, and such awesomeness needs lots of open space, fun toys, and a balanced diet of cool stuff in order to thrive. As kweee.blogspot.com, I just can't help but feel a little trapped. Sure there are a ton of high-quality, professional bloggers who use Blog*Spot, but for each one of them, there are 50 more "LIKE OMG I SAW A CUTE BOY 2DAY AND HE SAID HI TO ME AND OMG OMG OMG" right beside them.
- I Need Cooler Toys (And A Bigger Toy Chest). Blogger's customizable layouts are pretty nice, and I was perfectly happy with mine until the last couple of weeks. I tried adding a couple of extra features to my sidebar and I couldn't get them working in Blogger. It was simple stuff that should have worked effortlessly, too! Then I started doing a few posts with HTML tables; don't even get me started about what Blogger did with those tables. And for reasons unknown, my sidebar contents now hang out at the bottom of the page in Internet Explorer. In short, I need a flexible web host that will let me do the cool things I can do with Perl, PHP, Ruby on Rails, and all the other nifty stuff that makes the internet so pretty.
- Other Projects. I've been running websites that I built from scratch for years. I'm no stranger to HTML, CSS, and all the different web programming languages out there. At present, I have a number of websites hosted by a number of different free and paid services. I'd like to consolidate all of them into a single service that gives me a big chunk of space and bandwidth that can be divided into many different websites (each with its own URL). Having such a setup might also convince me to start a few projects I've been putting off for a while.
- It's Now Or Never! If I stay with Blog*Spot much longer, it would become increasingly difficult to transition away from it in the future. And while I may not have reached the commonly used threshold for leaving Blogger (whatever that threshold may be), once I do reach that level, it might be impossible for me to leave without starting over completely.
With all of these reasons for leaving Blogger behind, you must be curious why I haven't done it already!
Why Shouldn't Funny Munny Move to a Web Host?
- It Costs Money. Bingo! Reason numero uno why people are using Blogger and Blog*Spot instead of any one of the thousands of top-notch web hosting services out there: such services aren't free! In fact, some can be downright expensive. While you can find a dirt cheap web host that will give you a tiny thimble full of space and bandwidth through a straw, it's gonna cost at least a couple bucks a month just to match Blog*Spot's sub-par level of service. Quality web hosting with lots of space and bandwidth accompanied by satisfactory service can run anywhere from $2 to $200 a month, maybe even more! Sure, advertising revenue can help offset the costs, but plenty of people aren't yet at the point where their ad money would completely cover their operating expenses. Still, many people (myself included) are more concerned with providing good content to the general public rather than making a quick buck (though doing both at the same time certainly wouldn't hurt).
- More Trouble Than It's Worth? This Blogger blog was relatively easy to set up. It's pretty easy to maintain, and I've added a few nice features without too much trouble. This is perfect for millions of people who use Blogger and Blog*Spot, and it did the trick for me for a while. But now it doesn't, so it's time for me to move on. Moving on, however, isn't as simple as hopping on a covered wagon to the next town. Unless I start over from scratch (which I don't plan to do), it'll take some elbow grease to get this blog transferred over to a different web host. Fortunately, there are plenty of resources available online to help make the transition a little easier, and I'll be discussing some of them as I go along.
- So Many Hosts! If there's one thing the world doesn't need more of, it's web hosts. I estimate there are at least 74 different web hosting services for each person in the world. So how is someone supposed to choose from the roughly 444 billion web hosts out there? Is one host better than another? How about customer service? Am I getting the best value for my money? All those questions were enough to keep me from shopping around... at least until now. I'll be dedicating an entire part of this series to selecting a web host.
- Even Without Starting Over, It's Two Steps Back. I equate the change from Blogger to a new web host to buying a new baseball glove. The old one may be dirty and falling apart, but you've got it broken in just how you like it. A new glove will take some getting used to, but the change will likely be worth it in the end. My biggest concern with leaving Blog*Spot is maintaining my current audience. I don't want to lose any of you six! Seriously, while there are some simple ways for letting your audience know that you've moved, it often requires some sort of action to be taken by your audience to follow you. Using a service like FeedBurner helps with the move because people who put your blog in their RSS reader won't need to do a thing to find your new feed; you can change the location in your FeedBurner profile and it will automatically propogate to the rest of the world.
- Maybe Blogger and Blog*Spot Aren't So Bad... Boy, how many times have I thought these words? Sure, they're not the best free blog host out there, but it did help me start this blog, and it's still here three months later! If you're thinking about dabbling in a little blogging, I'd probably recommend giving this place a try. Just keep an eye on your progress, know when it's time to jump ship, and make sure you have a life jacket handy.
I've already been researching potential web hosting services, and I believe I've reached a final decision that I'll carry out within the next day or so. It'll take a while to transition, so I'll be continuing this series right here at http://kweee.blogspot.com for now. Be sure to join me for the second part of "Bloggin' On Up" where I'll discuss how to pick the best web host for you. (Now where did I put that dart board...)
For now, I'll leave you former and never Blog*Spot bloggers with these questions: Who's your web hosting provider? How's their service? And how hard was the transition for you (if you had one)?
16 March 2006
Then Jim at Blueprint for Financial Prosperity detailed what $300,000 gets you in Howard County, MD--just one county over from me! Not surprising, you'll get more for your money in Houston.
So what does $300,000 get you in Rockville, MD, a northern suburb of our nation's capital? Obviously it's the best deal out of all of them: you get a magic invisible house!
Indeed, $300k will get you an empty plot of land in Rockville, MD. And as you move closer to Washington, DC, $300k won't even get you a mailbox.